its time to stop the hoo-ha over the SAJC rugby being police cup champs,
i mean indeed it is well-earned,
but sometimes, its good to store such precious memories and
MOVE ON,
not only with LIFE, but to something much more exciting, hilarious and most of all RIDICULOUS!

presenting the RJC zero pointer boy.
the zeropointer is this poor lil' boy who is low profiled in school,
i mean in the so called elite school,
he can hardly make the cut for standing out admist his outstanding and all rounded peers.
he is just a nobody.
in front of everyone, he puts a brave front and holds his head high,
but yet deep inside his heart, he knows he is not happy.
cos he wants to be FAMOUS,
he yearns to be a star.
BUT, it seemed so impossible,
in academics, everyone in his elite school is so smart,
catching up with them is alrd a chore,
what more outshine them,
this leaves him to place all his hopes on RUGBY,
then yesterday was the perfect lil' chance,
the police cup finals,
almost half of his school will be down to watch the much awaited for match,
its finally time for him to SHINE.
he is determined not to let this perfect lil' chance slip through his bare hands.

Finally, after half time of the match,
he was just loitering around the field with nothing within his 'job scope' as the ongoing match was in a mess with people falling and tumbling all over the floor,
nobody noticed him,
in that secluded corner of the field,
the continues to dream about being the STAR of his school,
being the most RESPECTED RUGBY player in singapore or even the world,
at this perfect moment he just realised that the ball had landed almost in front of him,
being in the half i-am going-to-be-a-world-rugby-star dreamy state,
he immediately gave chase to the ball,
without understanding the exact situation,
he told himself to seize the opportunity to gain the fame he had yearn for since the day of his birth,
he was in glee with the thought that he will be an OVERNIGHT SUPERSTAR,
all the girls will be wordshipping him,
the guys jealous of him,
so as he ran and even pushed a rival player away with such might that he fell while giving relentless chase for the ball,
the coast was clear,
he thought smirkly,
he would definitely be able to perform a try, now the task uphand is to do such a perfect and beautiful try that everyone will carve into their memory forever,
he can almost imagine all the TV stations in the world bidding for a video of his perfect TRY.
as he approached the try line, he decided to do a great leap (to show how high he can leap of course) and then a perfect fall spawling on the ground like how most ruggers score a try (but that is when there is a strong defence line ahead).
how well had his plan went,
the leap and the fall couldnt be more perfect.
even the moment was perfect, he had all eyes on him.
(people wondering why is the crazy lil boy running his might out for a ball when the game had paused for a moment since the ball got out of the field earlier on (while he was in the midst of his superstar dream))

just when he was bracing himself for the OUTROAR of cheers for him, the STAR,
he realised something was amiss,
he turned back to check the situtaion to realise the judge laughing at him,
and before he figured out why it was a zero point try,
the rugby game resumed without him,
but with the win of SAJC as the police cup champions, SAJC RUGBY TEAM, of course,
it is the time to shift the limelight back to this poor lil' boy and grant him wish.
a much-awaited moment of fame,
at least he did not disgrace himself for nth,
he is assured of a blog entry on him.
WELL DONE BOY,
it was worth the efforts afterall wasnt it,
and to top it off,
there's even a video of his 'PERFECT MOMENT' on YOUTUBE.
here!

fear not zero pointer,
you are on your road to fame,
THINGS ARE FINALLY COMING YOUR WAY!

tribute to: zero pointer.

PS: please note that NO names or whatsoever were mentioned in the above entry,
i am so not refering to anyone in particular,
SO NOT.

he gave chase to the ball